What activities would a god who was invented today forbid?
We all know what the bronze age inventions forbid: Everything that your average human being would find pleasurable in the beonze age.
sex
bacon
adultery
seafood
talking to girls
talking to boys
sodomy
dancing
knowledge
boobs…
what would today’s invention ban?
the internet?
chocolate?
pictures of cute kittens with funny subtitles?
colors?
video games?
pizza?
music that doesn’t suck?
yiffing?
movies?
what human pleasures would the inventor of a new religion hate?
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YOU CAN’T HAVE SEX WITHOUT BACON.
How terrible.
Today would ban: All of the above and drinking.
God
for good reasons
Humans fugged up the simple message
the golden rule
everything else is an excuse to treat others badly.
.
pre marital sex yes
bacon NO
adultery yes
talking to boys and girls NO
sodomy yes
dancing no
boobs (nakedness) yes
knowledge no
internet no except where computer chips are used to mark peoles hands
cholate no
pictures no
video games no
pizza no
music that doesnt worship satan yes
dont know what yiffing is
movies yes RATED R movies and movies directed and produced by sodomites and pedaphiles
Thou shall not masturbate while watching porn video.
(Thou shall only do it in the hand of clergymen)
texting while driving
holy wars
Facebook stalkers
holy books
spam (the inbox kind)
Spam (the food kind)
hypocrisy