Funny Kitten Poems
Is it funny?
My friend wrote this poem, and I laughed. I think it's fun, what do you think? Ode to a Ninja Kitty Each evening, when night falls an innocent kitten broke the law. Balance of an acrobat, walks by a branch of an oak. Hurry up on the roof with the speed. Then he begins his flight regime. Jump on the roof with a drop in the silence, hits the ground and jump on a wall. With the close of the next door and the door their cats and a drink of water. Then another, then another, then, Slurp !!!!!! Finally, the last part has disappeared. The time has come for the food fall. It feels good for a cat. As the fish. The cat food dives like a fruit bat just saw an orchard. CRUNCH !!!!! The last survivors are destroyed. Then as quietly as he arrived, the thief is gone. In the morning when I open the door. Kitten innocent is there as before. Until the next night, my little friend. Until the next night when the Black Ninja Kitten strikes again.
It is well written and funny, but I find it funny.
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