Funny cat stories….is your cat a little "simple"?
Our one cat max is really not the brightest cat there is, he is clumsy, manages to break things all the time by trying to be a cat and climb on counters but he usually ends up falling off or knocking everything over…he also loves to chase his tail if you get it wet, he goes in circles after it, catches it and then walks in circles with his "prey" in his teeth! So I just wanted to see if there were other "slow witted" cats out there and the goofy stuff they do. I personally like max all the more for his faults, he is so dopey and lovable compared to our other cat ruby who is the epitamy of cat like with her agility and snotty attitude.
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how cute. Our cat, Oscar, he also falls off things. My boyfriend sits with his feet up on the table, and Oscar will snuggle in the little nook where his legs meet. But if the bf moves his legs over so slight, Oscar will go straight through and grab on with all claws for dear life! He fell down the stairs a few months back, I had to catch him. It’s bad news when us humans have quicker reflexes than a mog! He also goes for the fish in the tank – really quickly too, as if he thinks somehow he’ll catch them if he’s fast.
o i noe a cat lik tat his name iz tard his ful name iz actulay retard but i cal him tard cuz i feel srry for him
Our cat Gracie is just like that. She’s about 1 1/2 years old but she acts almost like a young kitten.
A few weeks ago, Stella was sleeping on the Ottoman. My wife pet her, and wanted to comment that her fur felt "slightly wet" and (since English isn’t her first language) needed the word. I said "damp."
Stella jerked awake, turned around to face us, and gave us one of her tribble noises.
I have no idea what she thought I said, but she gets taunted with "damp" pretty often now
one of my cats puked on the floor,and i went downstairs to get something to clean it up with and when i came back my other cat started eating up all the vomit,and i pushed her away to clean it up and as soon as i started to clean it she kept trying to eat it,it was disgusting.
my old cat would walk into walls and stuff when she was younger… but i still loved her…
My cat, Chanute, is about as bright as a box of black crayons. She leads with her head when she flops over, which she does all the time, so she smacks her head on walls, the floor, you know, what ever’s accessible. She’s also afraid of socks and bedding. If she sees a sock, she flies backwards, sniffs around it, tries to bat at it, flies backwards again when she actually moves it, and gets it stuck to her claws, because she never retracts them. She’s really funny to watch, though!
I have 6 and let me tell you I think they all are slow maybe inbred Just got a kitten in July this week he has fallen from my window sill 3 times we built it 3′X2′ so the cats could look outside. He is so clumsy cannot jump on the couch I don’t think he tries makes it half way bottoms out on his belly
my cat shadow is 33 but he is very snotty but kiki my 1 year old cat is ….well…..stupid……she gets up on the table and sits in our food, gets stepped on cause she sleeps at the bottom of the stairs, sleeps in the dryer (!!!), and always has to have a little of what we are eating……..well maybe shes not THAT stupid but shes pretty stupid
Xander tried eating a lit candle -twice.
The first time I wasn’t watching, but I heard him yowl and had to get hot wax off his nose.
The second I was watching and was thinking no animal is dumb enough to try eating a flame a second time…no, he wouldn’t, he wouldn’t, oop he did.
When I play fetch with my cat, he always manages to bang his head on something………
One of our cats is I guess you could call him "slow witted"! When we throw a cat tor for him to chase, he looks at us like "you threw it, you go get it"! And sits down and stares at us!!! He is our loveable cat. Sometmes he begs and begs me to feed him, then when I put the bowls down, full of food, he sits in the middle of the kitchen until I bring him to his food! THEN he eats it!!! He is one of the most lovable cats alive!!! Our other cat is not "snobby", but is a lot quicker than he is!!!
Chow!